Silverware was an elaborate psyop run by the likes of Martha Stewart and other Big Kitchen operatives. In reality, this top-quality Mil-Tec eating device is all you need. Fork, spoon, and knife; it's got all the openers a man could ever hope for. Don't ask why you need it, ask yourself why you continue to waste water and time with a drawer of spoons, forks, and knives. 

Features:

• Stainless steel
• Pouch: 100% Polyester
• knife, fork, and spoon arms 
• Can and bottle-opener
• Corkscrew
• Lanyard ring